Will Arnett

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Nov 13 2023

Next Goal Wins : Movie Review

In the 13 years I’ve been doing this, I’ve only brought my mom to one screening, and I’m kicking myself for not doing so until Next Goal Wins. This one’s for her. I’m convinced that the cinematic underdog story needs to be told every so often, if only to keep the “I can beat the big […]
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Aug 11 2017

The Nut Job 2: Nutty By Nature

Let’s be frank: there wasn’t much memorable about The Nut Job. Well, at least for me, having only seen it a few days prior to screening The Nut Job 2: Nutty By Nature. Its title reference to the rap crew who brought you “O.P.P.” notwithstanding, there’s not much memorable about this installment, either. Of course, […]
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Aug 7 2014

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

“It’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! A reboot of a 1990 filmed adaptation of a comic book property! Starring… MEGAN FOX’S HALF-OPEN MOUTH! And gratuitous shots of her butt! And TONS OF UNNECESSARY COMPUTER GRAPHICS! Coming soon to a theater near you to rob you of the dollars that should have been going to Guardians of […]
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Feb 9 2014

The LEGO Movie

“When you grow old, your heart dies.” — Allison Reynolds, The Breakfast Club There’s a huge reason why this quote is on my mind concerning The LEGO Movie. I think it’s because it captures the child imagination so well that there’s no excuse but to fall in love with the film as an adult. Even […]
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