Nickelodeon Movies

Jan 15 2017

Review: “Monster Trucks”

It may contradict its own eco-centricity by introducing a species of subterranean creatures that are less fuel-efficient  than an 8.4-liter V10, but “Monster Trucks” is an entertaining family movie, and definitely the most ambitious Dodge Ram ad I’ve ever seen. After an oil crew in small town nowhere taps into a deep vein of water, […]
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Aug 7 2014

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

“It’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! A reboot of a 1990 filmed adaptation of a comic book property! Starring… MEGAN FOX’S HALF-OPEN MOUTH! And gratuitous shots of her butt! And TONS OF UNNECESSARY COMPUTER GRAPHICS! Coming soon to a theater near you to rob you of the dollars that should have been going to Guardians of […]
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