comic adaptation

Aug 7 2014

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

“It’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! A reboot of a 1990 filmed adaptation of a comic book property! Starring… MEGAN FOX’S HALF-OPEN MOUTH! And gratuitous shots of her butt! And TONS OF UNNECESSARY COMPUTER GRAPHICS! Coming soon to a theater near you to rob you of the dollars that should have been going to Guardians of […]
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Jul 31 2014

Guardians of the Galaxy

Up until now, the majority of the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) films have been fairly straightforward, serious affairs. For sure, there’s been a lot of humor bounding through them, most notably from Robert Downey, Jr’s self-deprecating performances in the Iron Man films and Marvel’s The Avengers. But for the most part, these movies focus largely […]
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