Scare Zone – Movie Review

Posted by Eddie Pasa on May 27, 2022 in / No Comments


Not Rated by the MPA (contains slasher movie violence and gore, language, drug use, and nudity – equivalent to a horror movie R). Contains a post-credits scene. Running time: 87 minutes. Released by Terror Films. WARNING: contains strobe light effects.

WARNING: This movie contains strobe light effects.

I will never fault an independent film – and I’m not talking about the kinds of “independent” films that have big names and access to big money – for trying to make something fresh and fun. Apparently garnering a limited release in 2009, the do-it-yourself Scare Zone is getting a wider bow this weekend on the Terror Films AVOD channel and a general VOD release a week later, and one can definitely see why it’s taken 13 years to get here.

Think about it: In 2009, the horror world was overcome by the “torture porn” genre (a term I’m kind of loath to use) and the sudden appearance of another DIY title, Paranormal Activity, shot on the cheap and raking in an unprecedented amount of attention and profit. A film like Scare Zone – similarly low-budgeted and seemingly shot with whatever cast writer/director Jon Binkowski could wrangle over three weeks – would’ve gotten lost. To be fair, this digitally-shot film wasn’t going to burn down the box office, but new forays in horror over the next decade would essentially make this film disappear.

And disappear it did. But with studios small and large releasing every last property they can get their hands on due to streaming numbers growing thanks to the pandemic, Scare Zone has finally found its time to shine. This little pile of low-budget freakydeaky isn’t too bad a watch, but one can tell it is certainly dated by its language, costumes, and mechanics.

Shot at the Universal Orlando Resort’s theme park haunted maze (sitting unused prior to their Halloween festivities), Binkowski has a ready-made set at his disposal, and he masterfully uses this confined space to wring tension and scares out of every square inch. Mike Gluckman’s camerawork and Oliver Peters’ editing maintain our sense of orientation throughout this house of horrors, which comes in especially handy when viewing their transitions between different rooms.  The tight and lean filmmaking reflects the tight quarters of this setup, which also gives ample opportunity for gore and frights aplenty.

The story is simple: A huckster funhouse owner employs a group of newbies to scare the customers, summarily introducing them to their duties and leaving them just as quickly, but someone’s got the idea that they’re going to turn this haunted house into the real thing. And it’s up to a few plucky kids to figure out why their friends are turning up dead and hacked to pieces.

As far as the plot, dialogue, and onscreen action go, you couldn’t get more throwback if you tried. The red herrings thrown about come straight from the “the weirdo gets set up as the killer” playbook, along with the “shady owner” trope. Dialogue misdirects abound, and they’re chucked in with the offhand-but-meaningful way prevalent in post-Scream horror, that kind of “I heard this about him” thing. Completely unnecessary nudity is shown, and a homophobic pejorative that seemed long forgotten in any film gets used. Moments like these jarred me out of the film’s stream of consciousness, and not knowing when this film was made, I started wondering what Binkowski was up to.

Also, the use of the stereotypical “goth girl” – Claire, played very well by Arian Waring Ash – and her penchant for self-harm stuck out to me. Claire’s written as a girl dealing with deep trauma, turning to shunning those around her and cutting herself as a way to feel alive. This kind of on-the-nose portrayal is more than a red herring; it’s treated as another way to freak the audience out, adding a different kind of horror to the slasher aesthetics on display. While this might’ve flown in 2009, it seems very out of sorts now, almost relegated to the place where “don’t cry, emo kid” memes used to live.

But Binkowski has a penchant for making effective frights amid the so-so characterizations, and that’s where Scare Zone makes its bones. Not every kill is telegraphed, and its single location adds another layer of claustrophobia and suffocation to its atmosphere. The mayhem is rather inventively pulled off, and horror movie aficionados will at least have fun with some of the characters before they get righteously (or sadly) offed in bloody fashion. And keeping it grounded in the horror funhouse setting – with discombobulating twists and turns sometimes throwing you off your track – is an easy enough way to enjoy the kind of vibe Binkowski wants to achieve.

Scare Zone wasn’t meant to be a classic slasher film; it was meant to be a quickly-made movie with a low budget and limited resources. In that, Binkowski succeeds, and Scare Zone is, by and large, passable; when it’s good, it’s good, especially its stalk-and-slash sequences. But when it’s bad… yes, the dialogue and some acting are a little Film 101, but Binkowski has this way of making it feel like it was thrown together with buddies – much like the mini-movies you made with friends on Saturday afternoons on your dad’s camcorder or after school with your high school film club. And sometimes, the “let’s throw everything at the wall and see what sticks” ethic has a way of wallpapering over the worst of it.

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Eddie Pasa

Eddie is a member of the Washington DC Area Film Critics Association (WAFCA) and the Online Film Critics Society (OFCS). Since starting in 2010 at The Rogers Revue, Eddie has written for Reel Film News (now defunct), co-founded DC Filmdom, and writes occasionally for Gunaxin. When not reviewing movies, he's spending time with his wife and children, repeat-viewing favorites on 4k or Blu-Ray, working for rebranding agency Mekanic, or playing acoustic shows and DJing across the DC/MD/VA area. Special thanks go to Jenn Carlson, Moira and Ari Pasa, Viki Nova at City Dock Digital in Annapolis, Mike Parsons, Philip Van Der Vossen, and Dean Rogers.

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